DAMMIT, METS

Incomprehensibly bad performance by a previously stellar pitcher? Check.
Stranding ten runners on base in totally failed effort to stage a comeback? Check.
Worst collapse ever in the history of Major League Baseball? Check.

Being a Mets fan is turning out to be almost as heartbreaking as being a Red Sox fan. Actually, this season, it's worse -- because the Red Sox, by the way, are in the playoffs. And so are the !@#$ing Yankees. Heck, even the freaking Cubs are in the playoffs.

I am so disappointed in my life right now.