Our house...in the middle of hell

Here, without question, is my favorite Craig's List apartment listing ever (all [sic], clearly):

THIS ROOM IS VERY INDEPENDENT. IT HAS IT'S OWN ENTERANCE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO INTO THE APARTMENT UNLESS YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.YOU CAN ALSO STORE THINGS IN THE FRIDGE AND THEY WON'T BE TOUCHED. BUT THERE IS NO COOKING.THE LAUNDRY IS 1 BLOCK AWAY. IT HAS VERY LOCAL TRANSPERTATION THE R TRAIN IS ONLY 5 BLOCKS AWAY. AND THE F TRAIN IS 11 BLOCKS AWAY. IT ONLY TAKES ABOUT 15 TO 20 MINUTES TO GET TO THE CITY. IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GO TO SUNSET THERE IS THE 63 BUS WHICH IS ONLY 2 BLOOCKS AWAY. AND TO MAKE IT EASIER TO GET TO THE F TRAIN STATION YOU CAN TAKE THE 67 BUS WHICH IS ONLY 1 1/2 BLOCKS AWAY. THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS VERY NICE,QUIET AND SAFE. THIS IS NOT A GAME. TO GET MORE INFO YOU CAN REACH ME AT [redacted].

You don't have to go into the apartment unless you have to use the bathroom?! And there's no cooking. Pretty much the only thing that separates living in this room from living in an actual hole in the ground is the $600 a month rent they want for it.